2014 Topps Triple Threads Baseball Says the Darndest Things

2014 Topps Triple Threads Baseball Says the Darndest Things

Just as the name suggests, 2014 Topps Triple Threads Baseball has a lot of relics. While some of them take on traditional approaches, this is Triple Threads and it has some traditions of its own.

For years, the set has been home to some out-there die-cut relic displays. Some are straightforward. Others require you to turn on the Bumper Stumpers side of your brain.

If nothing else, it makes an otherwise plain memorabilia card a little more interesting and out of the ordinary.

A lot of these captions make perfect sense and are easy to figure out. They're based on nicknames, stats, nationality and leave it at that. Like this Derek Jeter, which is perfect in its clarity.

2014 Topps Triple Threads Jersey Derek Jeter Farewell

Others might be head-scratchers to some. With limited space on the card front, it can take some creative spelling to squeeze some notes on the front. Even if the message makes sense in a texting sort of way, it can leave some open to interpretation.

With that in mind, here are a bunch of 2014 Topps Triple Threads Baseball relic cards that offer captions that are funny, punny, odd, confusing or whatever else you want to make of them.

2014 Topps Triple Threads Auto Patch Bryce Harper Clown Question

2014 Topps Triple Threads Auto Patch Cal Ripken I Am Iron Man

And after all that, in case you need a soundtrack, here's a Triple Threads-inspired playlist based on several of the above relics.

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Ryan is a former member of The Cardboard Connection Writing Staff. His collecting origins began with winter bike rides to the corner store, tossing a couple of quarters onto the counter and peddling home with a couple packs of O-Pee-Chee hockey in his pocket. Today, he continues to build sets, go after inserts with cool technologies, chase Montreal Expos and finish off his John Jaha master collection.

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  1. I actually got the Mike Napoli one. It made me laugh :)

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